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Where to go
Not that you will be lost without my tips, but a few things might help
you. First off, you might want to go where chicks will hang out.
This might seem obvious to most, however, you would be surprised how many
people fall into the trap of going to sausage parties, and wondering why
they don't hook-up. A common mistake when guys get to Cancun, is
to drink all night and sleep all day. Let me tell you, the daytime
is prime time to meet people and hook it up for later. This past
year, and most likely next year, spring break companies will have their
welcome parties at Fat Tuesdays on Sunday morning. By being at Fat
Tuesdays for the welcome party on Sunday, you could theoretically see a
big portion of possible hook ups, and if you don't get up the first few
nights, you can always hook it up for later. And even if you don't
hook up, you will at least get to partake in free beer (12p.m. to 3p.m.),
plus you might see some skin.
During the day, the best place to look for girls is the Oasis Beach.
The mall use to be the place to go, but the stores are getting more expensive,
and there is a much older clientele now. They have cool parties almost
every day and you will see plenty of women. Just be warned, the place
is expensive and a 8 oz. bottle of water will cost you 3.50 USD.
No outside food or drink is allowed (even if you are staying there).
You might get lucky if your game is tight. If you do not have a room
at the Oasis, I suggest bringing a blue towel from home, the girls might
think you have money.
what to wear
Surprisingly, what you wear isn't that important, but to a drunk chick
that can barely see your face, it might make all the difference in the
world. On the Oasis beach, one piece of attire is key. Abercrombie
swimtrunks. Truthfully you want to match that with an Abercrombie
shirt and boxers if possible. If you are on a budget, just go for
the A&F trunks. Please buy some new clothes for Cancun, it will
be a worthwhile investment. Tommy Trunks are still okay, but because
of the early spring break lines by A&F, they have virtually dominated
the market.
which hotel to stay at
You aren't going to spend that much time in your hotel so it really doesn't
matter. You need to be careful about some of the uppity hotels, because
without a hotel wristband, they won't let you in, and that goes for your
hook up as well. So you might want to find that out or be stuck with
the girls at your own hotel. You might want to look at a variety of spring
break companies hotels and try to stay at a hotel that multiple companies
offer. This will allow you to get the scoop on private parties that
that different groups offer if the girls in your company aren't trying
to hook-up. I have stayed at many a hotel in Cancun. The Oasis,
the Las Perlas, the Terramar, the Maria De Lourdes and even the Caribe
International. The Oasis is by far the best, especially if you are
going before the peak spring break weeks, but the Las Perlas is dear to
my heart. NO PROBLEMS GETTING GIRLS INTO THE LAS PERLAS. It
is worth looking into.
I will add more info as spring break 2002 approaches!
pimpslap@hotmail.com